Dead Capybara Found on Highway 280—Mr. Wang Recovers It for Dissection
By: Jada Pan, Staff Writer Around 7:20 a.m. Friday, a strange discovery was made by Mills biology teacher, Steven Wang, on Highway 280 during his morning commute. While driving along Highway 280, he spotted a carcass on the roadside that…
Grand Mills National: Kendrick @ Jim Cox Field
By: Andres Luis Makilan, Staff Writer After careful consideration, record label Top Dawg Entertainment (TDE) has changed the San Francisco venue for Kendrick Lamar and SZA’s Grand National Tour. Instead of Oracle Park, the concert will be held at the…
The Year of Chalamet: Catching Him in Every Movie Ever
By: Hayden Bunce, Staff Writer If you love Timothee Chalamet or even hate him, you’ll need to be prepared to see him on your big screens until the end of time. It was recently announced that he will star in…
Final Rally, Final Season
By: Emily Wu, Staff Writer As Squid Game rose in popularity late last year, it has been decided that Mills Leadership will host their own version of the show. Squid Game is a thrilling series that aired its first season…
Set Sail for Prom!
By: Bianca Pando, Entertainment Editor As April comes closer, juniors and seniors here at Mills High School are starting to grow more and more excited. It could be because of the much-anticipated Spring break, meaning a whole week of relaxation…
Rats and Termites
It’s unclear when it began, but for weeks now, accidents around Mills have occurred that all point to the same culprit. The first sign was on a seemingly normal school day. Dutifulling reading The Crucible in her Ap Lang class,…
Pool Shuts Down: Swim Practice Moved to Land
By: Warren Shiu, Staff Writer Mills High School’s swim team is making history this year—but not quite the kind they had in mind. When the school pool was suddenly shut down for “technical issues” early this season, the team was…
Letter from the Editors April 2025
By Elaine Chan & Phoebe Piserchio, Editors-in-Chief Happy April Fools! Enjoy our annual joke issue, packed full of satirical stories and an Advice Column, where we answer our Vikings’ burning questions (located on pages 6 and 7). We hope everyone…
Disgusting Odor Prompts Evacuation of Math Class
By: Matthew Du; Odor Analyst and Traumatized Witness On a sunny Friday afternoon at approximately 12:15 pm on February 28th, a random disgusting odor filled Room 308 and prompted an evacuation for Molly Kovacs’s Algebra 1 class. The smell was…
Prom Attendees Required to Wear Life Jackets
By: Kalyssa Chu, Staff Writer Get ready to suit up—the Mills Prom Committee has announced that all prom attendees will be required to wear life jackets while aboard the venue. This year’s “City Nights on the Bay” prom takes place…