Lunch Table Reservations Now Required
By: Isabelle Yang, Sports Editor When students return to campus after spring break, the dynamics of center court during lunch time will change drastically. On April 7, a new policy constructed by Dean Christian will be enforced, stating that all…
All Reflective Surfaces on Campus to Be Removed
By: Meagan So, Staff Writer ATTENTION MILLS VIKINGS, THERE HAS BEEN AN URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT!! After thorough observation, our administration has recently discovered that our school has a serious problem, and because of it, more and more kids have been found…
Mills Now Requiring Football Players to Train in Ballet
By: Madyson Tang, Staff Writer Have you heard of the news regarding the Mills Football team? Well if you haven’t, be prepared because ballet is now the new thing for football players! JV player Andrew Hampton, a freshman at Mills,…
Big Dreams: Mills New Nap Program for Students
By: Janelle Pantilon, Features Editor With gloomy days, recent time changes, and rigorous classes, 70% of high school students are currently sleep deprived. After sharing their concerns for their lack of sleep and how it affects their academic performance and…
Ask the Editor!
By: Thunderbolt Editors Dear Editor,There’s this senior baddie in my AP Physicsbut they never notice me sinceI sit in the back. How do I ask them out? (Thehuzz is in my 3rd period by the way.) As you’re two years…
Seagulls to Replace Internet
Elijah Cabatic, Staff Writer After the internet outage which crippled Mills the school admin has decided to switch from the internet to using seagulls for transmission of information. This is not an unprecedented move as birds have long been a…
Sprinklers Rain Down with Fire Alarms
By: Tianyou Lee, Staff Writer The date was March 9, 2025. Odio Aspersorio (8) was having another typical day in their AP Latin class, on the verge of falling asleep to the droning voice of Mr. Ignis. But then, something…
Lights, Camera, Shower, Action: Meryl Streep and Amanda Seyfried Opens Mamma Mia!
By: Mikayla Ho, Staff Writer On March 14, the day after the open house, it was announced that Amanda Seyfried and Meryl Streep would be making an opening announcement on the highly anticipated first night of Mills drama department’s own…
Dead Capybara Found on Highway 280—Mr. Wang Recovers It for Dissection
By: Jada Pan, Staff Writer Around 7:20 a.m. Friday, a strange discovery was made by Mills biology teacher, Steven Wang, on Highway 280 during his morning commute. While driving along Highway 280, he spotted a carcass on the roadside that…
Grand Mills National: Kendrick @ Jim Cox Field
By: Andres Luis Makilan, Staff Writer After careful consideration, record label Top Dawg Entertainment (TDE) has changed the San Francisco venue for Kendrick Lamar and SZA’s Grand National Tour. Instead of Oracle Park, the concert will be held at the…